Stretched out thongs

So, I have decided to try and become a better person and to stop talking about people. This is going to be hard for me because frankly, I'm good at it. I know it is not a celebrated talent, however, it is a talent I have. I learned at an early age that words hurt worse than physical pain. I learned this from my abusive step father. I have speant my whole life bringing people down with my words. I do not think I am a bad person because I only did it to people who in my opinion deserved it. I am not one to start the fight but I am the one to finish it. I am usually satisfied to bring people to either tears or speechlessness ( not sure it that is a word). Anyways, I am going to try and stop. As my headline says I did say to my boyfriends ex, who would not stop messeging me that her genitalia was stretched out like a bad thong and probably looked like a piece of chewed up gum..see what I mean..not a ncie thing to say to someone.

IM BACK

Im so excited I got my internet back today so that I can actually do my homework and be part of the world again. Things have calmed down a lot for me, Greg and I are still together and very happy. We are actually thinking about moving into Springfield since I live in Republic. I have a new job at the blood center and Im excited about being able to do something that actually makes a difference. And the sex is still awesome.

Skeet Skeet Bitches

So ya the dating website I wrote about earlier some girl called my boyfriend from off of there and was being a dumb slut!!! I can't stand how fake some bitches are..people in general really. This hoe said that she wasn't into girls so she didn't want to talk to me and my boyfriend after saying some dumb shit about having an english major which is supposed to magically make her ass smart..she had her boyfriend call and tell us to leave her alone..see what I mean scandelous..well I really don't have a lot to write about because I have been busy getting some great sex from Greg.

Greg

So me and Greg have been together for a while now and I am so happy. He is not a douche bag like freaking Calvin and all the other gapping vaginas that I have dealt with. The only problem was that he too had ex drama this dirt rascal pimp of an ex he had was trippin over seven dollars..honestly if she is that hard up I will go give her the seven dollars that she just can't seem to live without.